The Emergency Exit Pins – Your Silent Escape Plan

Ever wished for a real-life mute button? The Emergency Exit Pins are here to do the job. Perfect for those moments when words just won’t cut it—simply stick one on someone and walk away. Confusion? Guaranteed. Instant peace? Achieved. Whether it's a coworker oversharing about their weekend or a family member starting yet another debate at Thanksgiving, these pins make a statement without you saying a word.

Comes in a set of 5—because you'll need backups.
Made of sturdy tinplate for long-lasting indifference.
Scratch & UV-resistant mylar coating—because some conversations drag on for years.
Glossy finish for that premium "I don’t care" look.
Easy to put on (or slap onto someone mid-sentence).
🚨 Deploy wisely. Side effects may include stunned silence and fewer people bothering you.